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Human-Day

After Fur-Day, on December 21st is ‘Human-Day’, where all humans asked to do stuff by furries on Fur-Day get to retaliate by beating up the furries that told them to do the furry stuff.

John: “Hey you, Furry!”
Furry: “Did you enjoy Fur-Day?”
John: Fool! It’s Human-Day now!
(fighting noises)

by Experimental Waters December 19, 2020


Human Waffle

When you only drink soda and eat asparagus for a few days, making your urine a stinky, syrupy consistency; then pee on your significant other.

I didn’t know I agreed to be his human waffle when I said ‘I do;’ good thing I’m into it.

by MattyBNaps August 01, 2018


Human bean

In Roald Dahl's BFG, "Human bean" means "Human beings" as giant country's language.

BFG: I don't eat human beans, so giants call me a stupid runty guy.

by nopeakaphamminhteky1 June 11, 2024


human dip

Semen

Eat my human dip

by Dick ass bitch fag November 10, 2017


Humans Against Genesis (HAG)

Humans Against Genesis refers to a commercial for the original Sonic the Hedgehog for Genesis featuring Larry Cedar where Cedar plays a woman named Denita Stokes who is the CEO of Humans Against Genesis, or HAG for short. The commercial is known for featuring some prototype footage of the game as well.

Narrator: Denita Stokes, President of Humans Against Genesis (HAG).

Stokes: It’s bad enough that the Sega Genesis had the most 16 Bit games but this new Sonic the Hedgehog, oh, He really dusts my doilys! They say he’s incredibly fast. Well what’s the hurry, mister? And about his attitude. Smartie pants! Why can’t he be like that nice boy, Mario?
Sonic:*zooms off*
Stokes: LITTLE BRAT!

by BobackTFox January 31, 2023


Human Giraffe

When you Poop,And Splooge in your Partners mouth at the same time while watching A Minecraft movie.

Hey Baby,Wanna Human Giraffe?

Not right now Mom. Im trying to Human Giraffe

by Hurdurdurdurdur88 April 26, 2025


Human Giraffe

When you Defecate, and Cum in your Partner's mouth in the same time while watching A minecraft movie

Oh yeah Babe,Im gonna Human Giraffe!

by Hurdurdurdurdur88 April 26, 2025