A person who worships jizz; debatably slightly classier than a cum slut!
The woman wanted to lick cum off of her finger nails; she is such a jizz simp.
When you blow it in her mouth and she hawks it back out like a loogie.
We're getting a divorce because she spit a jizz loogie in her hand and threw it at me!
slang nickname for coconut rum when drunk straight.
dat ho is drunk yo! what'd she have? Narnia Jizz!
A cute 18 year-old neighbor's daughter who gobbles you up for attention.
"Dude! Darcy gobbled me twice in four minutes last night!"
Damn! Darcy certainly is a Jizz Junkie!"
Farting out someone else's jizz, similar to crop dusting, but with cum. Synonyms: cum dusting.
"Dude, I had crazy butt sex today and went to the store. When I farted, I felt so bad for jizz dusting everyone there."
1. A male who is considered to be a complete loser.
Wow that guy listens to Chumbawumba... What a jizz string!
When you ejaculate your one eyed yogurt into a females facial region including the mouth causing her to cough and choke on your semen whilst she is choking you call the cops and evacuate the premises
Oh fuck it's the Jizz Snizzler run oh wait is that fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk
Jizz Snizzler 911 - the coughing devil