Keep your shoes on

Don't give up yet. Stay ready. Something is about happen and you need to be ready for it.

Private Noobie: C'mon Sarge, the enemy hasn't shown in days. Can't we take a break?

Sergeant Hardass: Keep your shoes on, Noobie, don't let your guard down.

shoe shitter

Somebody who has diarrhea run down their leg and land in their shoes.

Ben couldn't make it to the bathroom, and now he'll forever be a shoe shitter.

Shoes Taken

1. A Cinderfall term to beat up or get beaten up so badly that you or your opponent becomes unconscious that it makes it possible to steal his/her belongings

2. To be beaten up or jumped by two or more opponents

-"Shoe Taker" a person who is extremely strong

1. "Hey Mike... take his shoes!"

2. "What happened to you?"
-"I got my shoes taken"

hiking shoes

the shoes Jason Kelce wore for all of his career starts with the Philadelphia Eagles. (This is because he hikes the ball)

“What kind of shoes does Jason Kelce wear during the game?”

“Hiking shoes!!! Go birds!”

tying his shoe

SUKIN DAT DICK!!!!

She was sukin dat dick when tying his shoe

shoe-stringer

(offensive): a person in the United States who has an educational line of credit for college only, but survives on, as the name suggests, a shoe-string budget for the rest

if there is one too many a shoe-stringer in the united states, shouldn't colleges be charged with price gouging?

shoe condoms

Another word for socks.

"Hey I need some shoe condoms, I'm about to go out."

"Okay I keep them in the bottom drawer."