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That one lazy ass friend that never wants to hang out or go to the gym, but just stays inside the whole day and play games and jack off
Friend: Hey Josh, do you want to go to the mall this weekend with a couple of friends?
Josh: Nawwww, ima just chill out and play some games and jackoff to fortnite feet pics!
sexy fucken beast dont fuck with him he has long shlong i would hop on it but unfortunately he only lets sexy fucks hop on him. but is also a dick head and is a grower not a shower (shrimp gang)
jeez your dick is so big we could call you josh
Lil jew. He steals hamsters. They also die later.
Hey it’s lil Jew
Oh you mean josh?
Someone who is a redneck, who loves his cousin and is stupid as shit.
"Shut the fuck up, Josh"
A fucking dickhead who thinks he is good at roasting until he realizes that he is short
Josh has a micro peen
A guy who really has the whole dating game figured out, and scored a really awesome girlfriend. Survives on good liquor, wildly ambitious music claims, and allergy meds. Pro tips: charm him with adorable, superfun red heads, mismatched pillow cases and movie recommendations from the internet, get rid of him with badly lit bars, trips to the grocery store and plans in Manhattan. But don’t let him get too far away, he makes a good cup of coffee, is amazingly comfortable 100% of the time, and rocks the hell out of very little clothing. He most likely knows how great he is, but should hear it more often.
“Who should take you out for ice team soon?”
“Josh.”