Just because it’s cheese, doesn’t mean you should eat it. It expired a long time ago.
Cause of death: ate the moon after expiration date.
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let's face it: we all know the moon's a hologram
Some guy with a tin-foil hat: hey, did you know that the moon landing was fake? also, the moon's a hologram.
Part of Mars, according to the president
Trump just said that the moon is part of Mars
Nevada red moon is basically ejaculating in the home depot color aisle and nut at the moment
man 1: i just did a big nevada red moon yesterday
man 2: what the fuck man
Nevada Red moon is the act of ejactulating on a shade in the home depot color section
man 1: yo jonesy i just nevada red mooned all over the place
jonesy: what the fuck john