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Slang term for half an ounce of drugs. (14-15 grams) (Typically marijuana)
You got any weed for sale?
No, I only score a half bag for personal this week.
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a dirty, blown out snatch'd, skanky, bitch, thieving ass, cheating whore, sucked up, home wreckin, chicken head, cum guzzling, deep throating, clucker fuck, shot out, tore back, pilt'd, desperate, child protective services canidate, nasty, stinking ass, anal spelunk'd, cum bucket, wided eyed, greasy skinned, disease infested puss bucket, tweeked out, douche bag, gutter slut who will do ANYTHING for her next fix or hit of dope...mainly crystal meth...the type of wench that that would wag her tail at and/or for anyone holding a bag...and always wide open, willing and ready...YUCK!
Man th bitch is such a fucking bag whore....she will do anything to suck up all your shit...
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An employee or co-worker that is incompetent, lazy and lethargic. Said employee or co-worker arrives late on a regular basis and creates wildly outlandish stories when arriving late. Said stories may include but not limited to the following: Spilling orange juice on one's self when driving, having to go to the bank to get money, frequent car accidents, inclement weather in adjacent cities, selling rare coin collections, and various types of illness. Said employee or co-worker additionally spends the limited time they are at work taking frequent smoke breaks, bullshiting, and eating assortments of junk food.
Tell bean bag to actually get some work done and stop annoying me with his stupid questions!
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The sick-bag is an act reserved for no strings attached college sex. The act involves drinking obsessive amounts of hard liquor, preferably Johnny Walker Red, and convincing the female to allow you to provide oral stimulation. Wait until you are about to be sick to begin the act and make sure to pull the labia open in order to vomit highly acidic liquor vomit directly into her vagina, aiming for her cervix. Thus using her vagina as an airline sick-bag. Coitus after vomiting will help to ensure that the smell will never come out of her Netherlands.
Oh dude, I got blitzed at theta chi last night and totally gave that bitch the sick-bag!
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The overnight bag you keep in the trunk of your car in case you end up staying the night at somebody's house. If you are out drinking, it might be called a drunken slut bag.
Don't forget to pack a toothbrush in your slut bag.
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To majorly fuck up something of consequence.
We really shit the bag on our quarterly sales numbers.
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