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The act of evacuating one's bowels so quickly and violently that the debris forms a mushroon cloud in the toilet.
We ate at that new mexican restaurant and when I came home I dropped a reverse mushroom cloud in the toilet.
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The act of a man masturbating right up to the point of orgasm, but then thrusting his penis inside a woman's vagina for the ejaculation. The act contains all of the drawbacks of sex with none of the pleasure.
"I don't know what the hell I was thinking, but after 20 beers I actually did the reverse pull-out."
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Instead of pulling an all nighter, it is when you sleep early (11pm sharp) and then wake up at 5 am (or before the sun rises) in order to study for shit that don't matter
Bonard: Hey Bro, instead of pulling an all nighter after PK...I might pull a reverse all nighter
Tarun: What is that?
Bonard: It's when you sleep at 11pm sharp and then wake up at 5 am (or before the sun rises) to study for this stuff that I'm gonna forget 5 minutes after the exam is done
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Reverse midget spinner
Where you lay on top of a midget and spin in a circle while a group of guys ejaculate on the midget while the top is spinning
"Yeah i pulled a uno reverse card and reverse migdet spun that bitch! "
"Honey, would you like to try the reverse midget spinner on me tonight? "
As the name implies, this is the opposite of Writer's Block. This means that the writer, instead of blanking, gets an overflow of ideas- the downside is that these ideas will usually not be related to each other. For instance, an author may be trying to write a biography and, due to Reverse Writer's Block, get ideas for the biography, ideas for a story about god-knows-what, lines for a poem, characters for a script, and so on.
This can be a good thing in that, due to the massive writing one does because of this, improvement can be accomplished. They can exercise grammar, word usage, and creativity.
There is no cure, I'm afraid.
Dr. Morrow attempted to begin writing her medical essay, but due to reverse Writer's-Block she could only think to write of a rich leprechaun and following it up on an expository piece discussing computers.
A sexual act almost equivalent to the oral sex act "the blowjob", except for the fact that the person performing the fellatio make a sucking noise, such as a vacuum cleaner would make. Sounds include: "Shhlck", "Slllllluuuuuuupp" , etc.
Fred: Yo man, Daphne and I had the best sex last night!
Shaggy: Like, did she give you a blowjob man?
Fred: Dude, she gave me a freaking reverse vacuum cleaner!
Shaggy: Zoinks! That's like, totally awesome man!
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When you receive a call from a telemarketer and you just fuck around with them.
Telemarketer 1: Would you be interested in buying a Shamwow for the low price of $19.99?
You: No speaka the english
Telemarketer 1: would you like me to switch you to a spanish line?
You: No speaka the english
Telemarketer 2: ¿Le gustaría comprar un ShamWow pero solamente 2.000 pesos?
You: What the fuck? Speak english you retard
(hang up)
You: Man that was a great Reverse Prank Call