stale bread

your only meal once a month

mum: here darling here’s your roast dinner
you: what about me mum?
mum: i suppose we can give you some stale bread

gorger bread lob

Aj manning; a non gypsy who is an idiot

“cor what a gorger bread lob”

Hoe Bread

The end piece of the loaf of bread that errbody dun put they dirty ass hands on but don't want that shit and put it back.

Man, I don't want that "hoe bread"

Heel of the Bread

90% crust
9% fuckboy
1% awkwardness

You can't date the heel of the bread!

Ned Bread

A loaf of bread, But mixed with Nutella. Not to be confused with Nutella on toast.

I want Ned Bread so bad right now!!!

A Bit of Bread

Slang for: bed

Also, a term used to express excitement and happiness.

Definition:

A small group of people in the Kentish towns use this word as a slang term for bed. Sometimes, you can hear "a bit of breeeeeaaaadddd" echoing around Rainham on a quiet summer's night. This means that people in this area are aware of the bread, making them happy and excited.

"It's time for a bit of bread" - It's time for bed.
"It's bread time" - It's bedtime

"A bit of breeeeeaaaadddd" - I'm happy and content

Torta Bread

Bread of a Torta.

I use torta bread to make tortas.