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A response to be used when being yelled at, such as by a parent. The rough equivalent of "don't tase me bro!" An answer indicating surrender and a desire to avoid harm.
Mom: "I told you to be home by 5! How could you be late for your grandfather's birthday?!?!"
Son: "Sorry, mom! Jeez, don't light my shed on fire! I just forgot, OK?!?
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telling someone not to go out or tap a nasty ass ho
a phrase used previously on quizilla.com at the top of the page
ew you going out with patricia? don't funk on dat nasty dunk!
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Someone who gives themselves a compliment, often cocky.
Eric: "I am the best at hockey"
Ann: "Don't float your own boat"
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A diss used by the jersey shore meant to be a really bad insult. Because Jersey Shore people always try to think that they are Italian.
You are so bad at fist pumping, get a freaking life.
Shut up. You don't even look Italian!
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The world's oldest copout. Obviously this term was coined by someone who had just wronged someone and feared their wrath.
I know I just punched you in the face for no reason even though you were minding your own business, but don't hit me back because two wrongs don't make a right bro.
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A statement, often said by hypocrites.
"Don't tell me what to do!" Cries out the stereotypical teenager at his parents.
"You dumb fuck!" says his father "You just told ME what to do, You fucking hypocrite!"
Runs after him with a blade and cuts him up to little pieces.
Arrr! Murder, yeah!
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Defined by the comedian Kevin Hart, he explains how a situation is broken up when your partner accidentally slips into the conversation about your personal life and says that you eat her ass amongst other people. thus giving you the "I Don't Eat Ass Face
Terry: Fuck You!
sue: No fuck You Terry! I least I don't eat ass!
Terry: sits there with a "I Don't Eat Ass Face"
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