Christmas Tree Ballsack Shuffle

The Christmas Tree Ballsack Shuffle is where a male, or anyone who has a penis and a nice sack of balls, lays on a Christmas tree with their testicles rubbing against the bark of a tree. Then a person hopefully of your choice is riding the dick. Then the movement of their hips moves the ball sack around on the tree, causing immediate ejaculation.

Woah dude last night I tried the Christmas tree ballsack shuffle, the splinters were totally worth it.

i see trees of green

really? How did you not notice the red roses too? Also did you hit your head because you should be saying "I see green trees." You are dumb.

I see trees of green, red roses too
I see them bloom, for me and you
And I think to myself
What a wonderful world

there you go, you got to see some the song.

can't see the forest for the trees

To be so concerned with specifics or details that the larger problem, situation or point is missed. Alternate: can't see the woods for the trees. Often said incorrectly as "can't see the forest THROUGH the trees." (English, circa 1500's)

A: I hate the piss and crap all over the place from my wife's cats!
B: Dude, she only has the cats because she knows you hate it and is trying to drive you out. I guess you can't see the forest for the trees.

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She Lives Under Trees

A subtle way to call someone a slut.

Girl 1: I heard Courtney's with Brandon and Chase and Martin.
Girl 2: She Lives Under Trees
Courtney walks by...

Courtney: Isn't Matthew just so cute!

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Lone Tree High School

A school in Lone Tree, Iowa! It is in fact a high school!

(1) A hell for people who don't follow cliques and cliche shit.

(2) Full of wanna be Jersey Shore members that tan WAY too fucking much!!

(1) Mr. Hansen: I fucking HATE Lone Tree High School!

(2) Brenden S.: Dude Erin L. is way too fucking tan! It's like she wants to be black! Damn crazy bitch!

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tap that like a maple tree

the term "tap that like a maple tree" means that you want to "tap that" (slap that, touch that, get that...etc) as you would tap a maple tree for syrup (goodness). used to express desire towards a person, place, thing, goat...etc.

((an attractive person walks by))

you say to yourself, your friend, or the lonely-looking street cone, "damn, i wanna tap that like a maple tree!!"

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trim my christmas tree

trimming of the pubes in a sexual yet festive manner

Santa Baby, will you trim my Christmas tree?

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