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a homie who has really stinky farts and gags everyone.
dude gross! That guys is a mega egg blaster!
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A person on tinder who lies about their age. Usually they are upfront about it and indicate that no, they are "actually 17" when their age is set to 22.
Alyssa: Just swiped right on a tinder egg surprise! Is that wrong of me?
Jen: Well, you've always been a cradle robber!
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when you cropdust or fart, and it leaves a terrible, strong, smell that is of egg salad
Matt could not order his food because of the smell
Waitress: And what would you like?
Matt: (coughing) I can't talk...it smells terrible
Waitress: yea, I know, I'm nervous, it's my first day, so I'm dropping egg salad, I'm sorry.
Matt: oh...so it was you...I'll have some tuna
Waitress: sorry, that was me too
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When a girl wakes up and gives a guy a blowjob (this is the sausage). She then swallows his man juice (this is the eggs).
Betty sure looks chipper today. She must have had a sausage and eggs breakfast compliments of Ilya.
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when a guy shoves a raw egg inside a girls vag/a guy's ass and then fucks them really hard until the egg breaks then she stands over a frying pan while the eggs drip into it.
fry the eggs with lots of jizz, and yummyness
then enjoy a romantic dinner for two with lots of roses and cum fried eggs
omfg that gorgeous guy in grade 12 that does dance with a hole in his ear made me some taasty cum fried eggs last night!
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when a lady is on her back during sex and her breasts gyrate in a circlular motion it resembles both a fried egg and a double-blade transport helicopter.
i fired up the fried egg helicopter when i was pounding her hard.
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To say that one could fry an egg on the sidewalk means it's very hot outside. It is actually possible to fry an egg on the sidewalk with the help of mirrors or a solar concentrator. This is often done in developing countries.
It's so hot outside that you could fry an egg on the sidewalk.
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