owie shit

An exclamation for surprise or excitement. Replaces "oh shit," "Damn!," "Holy fuck," etc.

Owie Shit that's a nice car.

Shit out of the window

When something is really amazing

This restaurant is shit out of the window

Shit prep

Shit prep: is the meaning where you need a shit really bad because if you don't you will have PTSD and anxiety of shitting in night clubs because most toilets are not toilets it's walls we piss on

GUY1: Man needs a shit ya know...

GUY2: you should of SHIT PREP before we went out ya wasteman

Shit in the shed

An old saying, expressing great annoyance. Originates from the early 1800s, first used when individuals desperate for the toilet found the only lavatory to be engaged.

I'm already in here, find somewhere else! Shit in the shed!

Shit brick

An incomprehensible asshole of epic proportions. Not an enemy just a complete twat at times!

Hey you know Ian, he was a complete shit brick this morning... he really pissed on my chips

Bond That Shit

The ability for a man to transcend to another level of cool, be it picking up an untouchably hot woman, driving a fast car like stuntman Mike, wearing a suit like a boss, or kicking someone's entitled ass.

Ralph - Woah. Did you see Ronald pick up that super model?
Billy - Yeah, he can really Bond that shit.

When GSP steps into a ring, he really does Bond that Shit.

Sam Rockwell really does Bond that shit in general.

shining shit

When your shit is really shiny!!

Bob: URRRGH!
Billy:What the fuck is that!?!
Bob: it's my shining shit
Billy:wow !!!