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Shit muffin

A dessert that you give Timmy when he's being a ass

Timmy have this chocolate chip muffin "shit muffin"

by Shit burger🍔🍔 May 14, 2019


Shit weasel

The little creature that crawled up inside you and died, that when you fart your friends wish they would die.

OMG Dave you stink. I think your shit weasel died.

by Selsie December 15, 2021


Shit weasel

Someone who kisses up to People in hopes of getting special treatment is referred to as a shit weasel. Literally, a shit weasel rims with such enthusiasm that, well lets just say some things are best not said... Basically calling someone a shit weasel is like calling them an ass kisser, brown noser, etcetera, but moreso.

Damn that whore was a fucking shit weasel I feel so lucky to have knocked her up!

by Itssatjayuga@gmail June 11, 2019


Shit Weasel

A shit that looks like a long, thick, brown thing that looks like a weasel

"That shit looks like a shit weasel."

by DonDsnger December 10, 2016


Shit Weasel

A shit that looks like a long, thick, brown thing that looks like a weasel

"That shit looks like a shit weasel."

by DonDsnger December 10, 2016


flip that shit

A phrase used by someone who is discussing a concept (usually very difficult or extraordinary to the average person) that they have done so much that it has become very easy or simple to them and is no longer a big deal.

John: Damn Trey, I had no idea you could dunk like that.
Trey: Are you kidding? I flip that shit, Man!
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Dane: Yo, I was sweet-talking this broad so good last night dude. I know she had been wanting to fuck me after that. Yeah, I flip that shit!

by Winser the Penguin January 12, 2018


Shopping-Shits

Patriots of any shopping facility, feeling a non-premeditated trifling need to shit themselves.

Joey - I went to target today with Steph, we where there for five minutes! When I immediately got the Shopping-Shits an had to run to the nearest bathroom.

Steph - where did joey go?

by priaprismWOO October 3, 2023