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After looking like possible superbowl contenders in the 2017 season. The Jaguars shit the bed in the 2018 season.
To get out of bed very early on a day where you would normally sleep in.
"You're up early! Did you shit the bed?"
When you fail miserably, usually with style, on a given task. Most commonly used when you're given an advantage and/or something easy, and still manage to screw it up.
John: Boy, you really shit the bed on that one. How do you lose a 4 v 1?
Karl: You're 0 and 3, stfu.
A question or statement that is used to explain, ask or acknowledge why the hell you are awake and functional at an ungodly hour or earlier than usual.
Son never gets out of bed before 2pm on weekends but this Saturday he's awake and functioning at 10am.
Dad sees him and says "what? did you do SHIT THE BED?"
Roberta wakes up and is mobile at 4:30am. She tells her friend "Ya I SHIT THE BED this morning. Was up and at 'em at 4:30!"
The Office Supervisor, Carol, routinely starts work whenever she wants, usually arriving after lunch. However this morning she's at work on time.
You see Carol at her desk when you arrive at work and say to a co-worker "Wow, Carol's here on time , she must've SHIT THE BED this morning.
When they lost to FDU they Shit the Bed
One night after drinking heavily, I decided to give myself 2 IV bags cause I was super drunk. The good news was that I woke up without a hanger, bad news is that Purdued the bed. They really Shit the Bed
When a patient scores so badly on a test there’s no other way to define the poor performance.
*Looking at the Wisconsin Card Sorting Test* Wow, they really shit the bed on this one.
when one is in a fit of rage and decides to blow the back of a toilet out like a 12 gauge shotgun with a buckshot.
Caught my wife's boyfriend rage shitting in my shitter, so i killed him.