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slap your bald friend day is a day where you slap your bald friend on the head
june 15th
oh hey its slap your bald friend day today, SLAP!
A blowjob or any situation in which you might be hit on.
Going out to dinner with my boss tonight.
You sure that's a good idea?
It's just a business thing.
Wearing that dress? That's dick in your lick, girl, and you know it.
The act of bleaching your bunghole.
"Baby, it don't look good back here. You might wanna change your ringtone".
Bestfriend: I’m gonna be with my boyfriend today!
Me: 😈 it’s national kill your bestfriends boyfriend day
When you get suspended or banned on Facebook on purpose.
"Have you been getting your Zucc on this week"
"My Zucc on?"
"ZUCC ON DEEZ NUTS!"
Your half gay brother in law who is of a different race.
Who is this gay black guy hitting on me? Oh that's just your sisters moustache.
If you take a picture with mr vallero than your amazing.
take a picture with mr v if your cool