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Slang for erectile distinction when trying to please a girl
Friend 2 :I was at a girls house last night, and I couldn't get it up.
Friend 2:Dude you were totally gaming with your head on your shoulders.
When a sexy motherf@cker walks into the room and a girl gets so moist, her socks start to slosh
Did Henry Cavill in the Witcher get your socks wet?
Yeah my socks got so wet I had to change them twice! I ended up in Crocs.
wear the same outfit your GTA character has on :)
This event is held on December 21st
person 1: " Yooo, look at my GTA character"
person 2: " You know what day it is right?"
person 1: "nah what are you talkin ab?"
Person 2: "National dress as your GTA Character Day"
person 1: "oh fr"
person 2: "yes now change rn"
wear the same outfit your GTA character has on :)
This event is held on December 21st
person 1: " Yooo, look at my GTA character"
person 2: " You know what day it is right?"
person 1: "nah what are you talkin ab?"
Person 2: "National dress as your GTA Character Day"
person 1: "oh fr"
person 2: "yes now change rn"
The phrase "shag your left toe" originates from modern day england. This phrase is normally used by fuckwits who think they can stick their dick in the most irrelevant parts of your body.
This Phrase has no meening, as it is just and irrelvant comment.
"Oi, shut up, or i'll give you a cheeky headbutt and i'll shag your left toe"
To tell someone thank you very much for pointing out their own mistake.
Person A: "You've got some toilet paper stuck on your shoe".
Person B: "Well bless your little heart".
You got caught in a lie and needed to work your way out of it.
Oh man, I heard you went to the DMV and forged a signature. Well, nick’s your dad.