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they said Jesus news, you hear Jesus nudes.
give them Jesus Nudes.
An immortal beast. You could throw him into a porta potty and he would end up in your closet the next day. He is very very sexy and can turn anyone on. But, if you disrespect him he will kill you. Respect the Lord or you shall be sacrificed.
"How tf did Jesus Frappe just reappear we killed him months ago"
The act of surrounding oneself' with glaringly less attractive individuals in order to deceptively increase oneself' ego/value.
That girl isn't that pretty dude, look at her friends, total Jesus-effect.
A religious person who only follows what they believe in when it benefits them or gives them attention, all done while being a text book Narcissist, as well as 2 faced.
"They always act so holy in church for the attention, what a Narcissist Jesus."
A boner so holy that divine light is shed upon it and a choir of alter boys sing in the background. Morning wood becomes morning good.
That hoe got the Jesus Boner, nah mean?
(The choir passes in a catholic bus)
Literally jesus’s holy erected dick
“Damn, he has a jesus boner there.”
When you are flaccid, but you really need to get up in there...You pray to Jesus and he delivers a massive boner.
"Please give me this Jesus boner, Christ. To fuck this chick/dude!"