Bird Flu

Birdflu: (noun) pronounced: *B-heard Fl-Who*

An illness made of chicken, pigeon, vulture and do-do bird-esque features. It includes severe inner uglyness which in turn makes the outside appear hideous. Loud and obnoxious outbursts may occur if they are provoked. Provocation stems from scuffed Payless shoes, loose weaves,cocked eyes and apparently razor bumps.It is also said to be contagious.

"Man, that bitch must have Tucan Sam in her blood cuz she got the bird flu!!!"

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cuss bird

Violent swearing, polished profanity and an embarassment to one's family

"F%#$ YOU, " said the cuss bird.

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cuss bird

A person who swears alot. Almost every word they say is a swear word.

Joe: "You motherfucking asshole. I should fucking kill you."
Joe's mom : "You are such a cuss bird. Wash your clothes yourself."

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flappy bird

a girl with a loose vagina - occasionally mistaken for the new hit app game "Flappy Bird"

guy- "hey, before we do this may i ask u something?"

girl- "sure :D"

guy- "do u have the flappy bird?"

girl- "OMG YES! I LOVE IT PLAY WITH IT EVERYDAY!"

guy- "bye bitch"

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Bird Shit

A creamy white shit stuff that comes out of the butt-hole of a bird. Sometimes it can be green, orange, red, and many varieties of colors, many depending on the food the bird eats.

Madi Holy slut kangaroo, that Bird Shit is orange!
Kenna Must be eating some mangos.
Madi AWHH SHOOT!

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mama-birding

Chewing up food then spitting it back up on a passed out friend

We were mama-birding Cory with the brownies he made last weekend

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Wounded Bird

Situational; When a person begins dating another and then finds out that this person's previous relationship has been "difficult" to get over.

Synonomous with: "Rebound".

Usage: "I'm not interested in taking on another wounded bird."

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