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A hot little man, that I really enjoy speaking to and chatting to. Occasionally sends me picture of his shoe, with flash. Very hot. Everyone hope they can be with him, but I claim his heart already even though he don’t like me in that way probably. Bella still like Jerry and will get him 😉 luv u
Me: Hey, Jerry. How’s life?
Jerry: lemme send u a shoes pic
Me: omfg thank u so fucking much papi I love u
Jerry: no worries :) ur a cool person; let’s meet
Me: omg yes!!!! Really?!?! When?
Jerry: no lol
Asian jerry with nice shoe.
(N) - An Asian, typically a girl, that has unnaturally white skin, similar to that of porcelain. Causes tend to be excessive time indoors or use of beauty products to whiten their skin tones.
"Yeah, she's a porcelain Asian, if you couldn't see her eyes, she'd look white."
When you bring a ladyboy home from the bar in Thailand and pound it from behind with your ham candle and end up nutting on her ass hair.
Man that dude from the bar was so hot last night. She let me hit it raw and finish it off with some Asian slaw.
What your girl says when she is secretly getting dick from another guy.
Yeah babe, I’m just going to eat Asian takeout.
When your Asian friend is too good at navigating
Me: Do you know way to A?
Ur asian friend: follow me, I know da way
Me: in my mind (in Asian navigation we trust!)
The dude that you wish you where or the one you love to hate.
Thered Asian Steve getting another car seized..like a boss.
No
“ should I pay back this Asian “
“No”
Whatever you do don’t pay him back