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Home is defined as the place where one lives permanently, especially as a member of a family or household, but that is not always the case. Home can be classified as a person or a place that you feel a connection to. Home is a person or place you feel safe and that you can be yourself at. Home is a safe person/place for you. Home is your safe person/place. Home makes you feel loved. Home is anything you feel like you feel most safe, comfortable, and/or connected to. Home is something or someone you learn to or already love. Home is love. Home is forever.
You: "I'm going home."
Special Someone: "But I am your home."
You: "You're right, or when you're not around it's the forest because I feel connected to it."
Where your Wi-Fi connects automatically
It's not just a home, it's a smart home!
A foul ball that goes over the backstop.
Jim's timing is off. He should be hitting base hits. Instead, he hits Australian home runs.
"Don't you mean Polish home runs?"
No, you can't say that anymore. It's now an Australian home run. Get it? Because Australia is on the other side of the world?
"Hahaha, good one"
the list of individuals that you would want to or already have had an orgy with.
Kevin: Now I definitely want Charlie Sheen to be in my Home Run Club!
Teacher: Where are you going? Young man, where-
Longbeachgriffy: I’m going home!
Teacher: SIT DOWN!!!! SIIIT NOOOWWW!!! SIDDDOWN!!!
When your employer allows you to work from home and you take advantage of the privilege by masturbating frequently between meetings and at lunch time. This activity is prostitution-adjacent because, technically, you are being paid by your employer to have sex with yourself.
Sorry, I can't go out tonight, I took a 'jerk from home' day and I am totally exhausted.