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The recipe for humans.
If you mix baby-batter with the right ingredients and two eggs a baby (human) will be the final result.
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When a person gains the appearance of being pregnant from the eating of a large amount of food, specifically pizza.
Alex pulled up his shirt, baring his pizza baby to the world.
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Baseball chatter in which the infielders encourage the pitcher to fire off a fast ball, so fast that it hums. It was in widespread use in 1960s Little League (I know from experience) and probably predates that, so the Roger Craig origin in the mid 80's that several people have reported is simply incorrect.
"Hey, batter, batter! Hum babe. Hum baby, hum!"
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Noun; Slang term used to describe a baby that was both planned and conceived abroad then delivered on U.S. soil solely for the parental desires of becoming U.S. citizens indirectly by way of an abused loop-hole in the system.
The parents usually plan and conceive the baby abroad and then late in the pregnancy, hop the border to drop the baby on U.S. soil. The baby is immediately granted U.S. citizenship upon being dropped and the parents U.S. citizenship is granted after the baby turns 18 years of age.
The baby usually matures and realizes that he or she was planned merely for parental desires of U.S. citizenship and develops alcoholism as a result of low self esteem.
On the flight to Denver from Cancun, I was sitting next to this pregnant Mexican lady who was in labor. Once we flew over the border, she dropped the baby right there in the plane !! "Jackpot...baby !!" she says right after the delivery. I couldn't believe my ears. She sounded like she won the lotto after dropping that jackpot baby.
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One who is jealous, green with envy. They try to be on your level of greatness, but they SUCK too much to ever accomplish such a feat.
All these haters need to level up and stop acting like baby bops
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the spawn resulting from unprotected anal-sex. coined by Adam Corolla on Loveline back in the day.
Q: "can i get my girl pregnant from anal sex"
A: "have you ever heard of a terd baby?"
"Elton John Jr. is a terd baby for sure" - me
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when a chick has a baby and no one knows who the baby daddy is.
dude: ol girl just had her kid yesterday
dude2: no shit whos the baby daddy?
dude: hell if i know i never seen her dating anyone she never mention she had a bf either
dude2: thats a whore baby!
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