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A holiday dedicating love to all the pornstars out there.
You: It’s Vagentine’s Day today.
Me: Happy Vagentine’s Day.
A day too celebrate the most fabulous, amazing bad bitch too ever love. It’s a blessing to be in her nigga presence. March 18 marks the day of the celebration of ONE OF THE BADDEST TOO EVER LIVE!!!!
What did you give sarai for sarai day :Vivi
I sucked her dick : Bryant
Same: vivi
??: Bryant
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October 19th is defined. As the day to be naked just strip it.
Boy: what’s tomorrow
Girl: national stripper day
Boy: what the...
Girl: oh it just turned 12:00am *gets naked*
June 23 is Hannah day because we love Hannah
hey did you know it Hannah.sherlie day?
A day that is so uncharacteristically sunny that you have to make the most of it by going to drink in a beer garden, despite the day of the week, your responsibilities or how many previous days you've been drinking.
Even though Mike knew he was likely to fail his exams, he still sacked off his studies to go drinking with his friends since it was a publy day
Something Aussies celebrate on the 21st of December (unless you happen to be stuck in jail). Made popular by Paul Kelly's amazing hit How to make Gravy
Ask any Aussie about Gravy Day. They'll know what it is
Lonelytines day is like Valentine’s Day but we don’t have a girlfriend or boyfriend. So we eat junk and watch memes. This event is reserved for people who are:
•single
•heartbroken
•crushing
•Lonely people
Person 1: it’s Valentine’s Day!!
Person 2: don’t you mean lonelytine’s day?