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A total retard and a little zesty fuck who everyone hates. A 2-day old shit in a toilet bowl what hasn't been flushed so now the water is stained permanently. No one loves this kid
person 1: did you see dylan used the toilet today
person 2:yea no wonder its blacker then the night sky
A white guy who loves sausage and his is very tiny. His girlfriend (if he has one) is very down to earthIs extremely blessed with great friends. Not a very athletic person, slow, no hops, no agility. Has a high ego but is not the sharpest tool in the shed. His favorite number is 1/2
You remind me of Dylan
Dylan is the sexiest man alive and is the funniest guy to ever live. He gets all the women a great sexual partner who can pleasure any women. He has 8 abs with a massive chest and a 8 inch cock. He can move his hips like he is a black nigga like he is a nigger in his penis size. He loves women called Josie and fancies his mates mums its ashamed they all have bucket Fannys. Dylan is 6ft 2 and is ripped. He is down to earth. But if you see him on the streets don't forget to give him hand job, blow job, and a quick. fuck.
hello people of the world this is 99 percent factual information Dylan
Dylan for some reason has a long shmeat stick not fat but long also known as young dagger dick, and he loves his girlfriend to death and also is really ugly and dumb but hey
Nice cock
Hey is that Dylan
“Drooling over penis”
Ew ugly
a christian fuckboi that owns a christian Minecraft server. Also likes hentai especially league of legend hentai. Particularly Ahri and Miss Fortune.
a living being who loves to have gadgets and food and many things such as badminton and computers.
Dylannnnn! ang bobi mo talaga grabe.
Dylan is a boy who pursues women and then when he gets what he wants he love bombs her, gaslights her, manipulates her, and then cheats on her. He tells her he’s going to give her everything she wants, but tell another girl he wants her babies and to marry her!
I love my new boyfriend! He’s the best
What’s his name?
Dylan!
Oh no…