ice box

Used when you get off topic and you shouldn't be, in large groups. A nicer way of saying, "Shut up and get back to work!"

Person 1: So... We should get to work on the giant project due tomorrow
person 2: So yesterday I went shopping and I saw this cool shirt and I wanted to get it.
Person 3: Oh, that's so cool, I think I bought the same shirt!
Person 2: Really?
Person 1: ICE BOX!

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douched out on the ice

Having slipped and fallen on a patch of ice.

Ron: Yo man, where ya been?
Craig: Sorry about that dude. I douched out on the ice on the way here.

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Very Thin Ice

What we'll be on if the polar ice caps keep melting, or if Katie Couric doesn't stop screening T-Pain's calls.

Those geese are on Very Thin Ice.

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ice cream machine

broke

Customer: "Lemme get uhhhhhhhh one uhh Oreo McFlurry"
Drive-Thru Worker:"Ice cream machine broke"
Customer: "Understandable have a great day"

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Ice Cream Grin

A smile induced by drugs

I met a black-skinned man with a ice cream grin
and a blond afghan with that heroin
we moved to the mountains where the highway ends
and I got myself that ice cream grin

Ice in your veins

To be cold-blooded. Usually a phrase type used in sports when you're clutch under pressure and you rise against adversity.

When the game is on the line you gotta have ice in your veins.

Kobe Bryant has ice in his veins. He shows no mercy against his opponent when the game is on the line when he slashes through players with killer instinct.

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Turner's Iced Tea

Iced Tea, deriving from Pittsburgh. It is the BEST tea, let alone beverage there is. It will make your mouth water with every sip you take.

Amanda says: Oh my god! Steve has Turner's Iced Tea, let's go tackle him and steal it off him!

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