Random
Source Code
Random
When you're really scared of the slender man and you try and sooth your fear, you use this word, and you will feel more sane.
guy 1: "dude! It's the slender man!"
guy 2:" Holy shit! It's the slender penis!"
49👍 19👎
1. When a girl uses a man's limp penis stretched out or erected penis to rub her clitoris, vagina, and asshole as a way of ridding any foreign objects in the surrounding area.*
* Most commonly used for foreplay as a means of teasing a man before insertion or other means of sexual gratification.
Generic Person: "Hey! What's up Dildo Dan the Hose Strokin' Man? What did you do last night?"
Dildo Dan: " I hooked up with this chic and I thought she was going to do something crazy until she used my D as her Penis Floss to get rid of her dingle-berries and rub the white heads off of her genital warts.
51👍 20👎
-noun, interjection (slang)
1a. Exclamation of frustration.
-noun, object (slang)
2a. An object or event that provides supreme satisfaction.
-noun, object (slang)
3a. Nipples with a phallic shape, resembling miniature penises.
1a. "Penis tits! I forgot to send my rent check in."
2a. "I just won the lottery! That's the penis tits!"
3a. "When that girl took her shirt off, she had some serious penis tits."
55👍 22👎
When you wake up from sleeping and u were sleeping on your arms. You therefore have absolutely no blood in your arms and they are immovable for about 15 seconds just like a penis.
Dude yesterday i woke up with penis arms. It was the only time ive actually not been able to move sumtin on my body because if it being numb!!11~!one!eleven!!
109👍 49👎
A penis gourd or "phallocrypt" is a conical device worn by the people of Papua New Guinea on their penis. It is constructed out of an ornimental gourd and decorated. It is used to protect their penis's but not only that, they can also be used as "purses" that store things such as chance, cigarettes and other belongings.
"Hey Johnson check out my new penis gourd!!"
"....hehehe penis gourd"
40👍 15👎