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A person's left-over swag that you acquire when you are around them all the time and/or are very close friends with.
ex: I don't know what swag is 'cause I'm white, but I think I have some, 'cause I'm with him. And he's black. And he has swag. So I have his cold-pizza swag.
Emily: I don't know what swag is.
Me: I don't either. I think I might have some.
Emily: I think I have the smallest amount of possible swag .. cause I'm with Cody. I have his left over swag.
Me: So you have his cold-pizza swag.
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When you suck a mans penis and your mouth gets stretch marks because of the girth of the penis
Matt gave Dani a Pizza Charcuterie board last night and her mouth was super sore.
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Faint Praise. A general phrase simultaneously acknowldeging an accomplishment, but undermining its value.
So, South Carolina won the NIT, you say ? Huh... best pizza at the mall, I guess.
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A pizza in a porno movie. When the delivery guy opens the pizza box, the pizza has a hole in the middle of it where his cock is sticking out of.
Delivery guy - "Fat Joe's pizza delivery"
Hot porno chic - "I ordered the Ulti-Meat Pizza, can you show me please?"
Delivery guy - 'opens box' "did you order Polish Sausage on that Ulti-meat Pizza?"
Hot porno chic - "YES! OH MY!"
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{n.} Only THE most wonderful band of all time.
Ryan, Mike, and Berto of 'Free Beer and Pizza' own my soul.
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A panda who fingers his girlfriend while she is on her period. She also has a tampon in her vagina and has to finger herself later to get it out. Knowing ahead of time she was on her period, he does so anyway. After then proceeds to eat pizza after done without washing his hands.
Bob: So what did you do last night Steve?
Steve: well my girl was on her period, so I gave her the ole strawberry finger pizza.
Bob: you sick fucking bastard.
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ACT: when the male is on the bottom of sexual intercourse and he proceeds to smack the female in the face with a large Sicilian pizza while simultaneously spinning her on his shaft in a carousel fashion
you should try the sicilian pizza carousel
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