go mulch yo self

An expression used when nosey neighbors are all up in your shit about your new garden areas.

neighbor: " that's a lot of ...aaa... mulch"
you: "go mulch yo self"

Regards, Cudd all of you special!

Self Dickeat

When you ask someone to look up something for the sole intent of making yourself look good.

"Need a report on what happened at the Rally on November 11th 2019."

-He knows exactly what he's doing, self dickeat

Note to self

A thought in the john.

Note to self blow nose first.

self defense rape

Pretty self explanatory. It’s when in an act of self defense you rape the attacker to de-escalate the situation.

Someone tried to mug me in the alley near Tom’s sandwiches. I was forced to use self defense rape.

shit self

silly little cat meme used to annoy people, doodoo pants

hey noah
what
shit self

noooooooooooooo

Amanda's Self-Cook BYOF Eatery

n. Canadian franchised eating establishment with wobbly tables and flaming pits where customers can eat what they brung after cooking it themselves ... or not. Based loosely on a cross between pre-colonial Canadian cafes and downscale hobo camps.

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Hungry? Me too! Let's club a raven and hunker down at Amanda's Self-Cook BYOF Eatery, where if you don't like your meal you can try again ... or not.

self-suck

to slob their own knob

"eh bro lemme take a time out and self-suck a minute bro"