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OKAYYY THAT NEW EPISODE OF GREYS ANATOMY WAS SLEEPING BAG ASFFF!!!!
A Ukrainian Sleeping Bag is a cozy and warm cocoon of love that is guaranteed to keep you snug as a bug in a rug, especially when you're getting down and dirty with a Ukrainian hottie. It's the perfect accessory for those cold winter nights when you're looking to cuddle up with a little bit of Eastern European warmth. Just make sure you're ready for some spicy shenanigans, because this sleeping bag is not for the faint of heart. #UkrainianHeat #SleepingBagShenanigans
I was freezing in my tent until I found a Ukrainian Sleeping Bag and now I'm toasty warm and ready for some Ukrainian heat.
A fake big body who is so short that he has to beat up the air in his basement to make him feel better.
Bro 1: Yo Hollywood Sleep is out there tryna flex again
Bro 2: Who tf cares
A FUCKING GOD AMONG MEN. A LIVING LEGEND. IF THE WORD GREAT WAS A PERSON ITS HOLLYWOOD SLEEP.
Hey man if you saw Hollywood Sleep fighting a bear. Help the bear!!!
Giving a blowjob to a guy or your boyfriend right before bedtime. When they climax, they immediately fall asleep, much like Sleeping Beauty getting her finger pricked on the spindle of the spinning wheel!
Guy 1: “Hey man! Did ya sleep okay last night?”
Guy 2: “Yeah...my girlfriend put me in a Sleeping Spell again! Felt so great!”
When you don’t have work but still somehow wake up at 7am so you decide to beat your dick and go back to bed only to wake up at 4pm and beat your dick again.
Dude, I don’t have work tomorrow. Might have to get in some double xp sleep while I have the chance.
When you drink/chug a 12 pack of beer and have your friend punch you in the face so you can fall asleep.
"Jethro! Run over there and give your pappy an Arkansas Sleeping Pill so he'll shut the fuck up!"