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Waking up to active morning sex to find someone you would not have chosen to have sex with had you been sober.
After a long night at the club, I woke to morning sex, saw them and said “Surprise? Jesus!”
the act of inserting detached weiners into a persons rectum for them to poop out into your mouth.
Kayla asked for the johnsonville surprise
A thing,object or human waste found in a product or products sold from Maptco
"Wes found poo in his nuts"
"Peggy and Alen helped make a Maptco Surprise"
This occurs when a mans genitalia gets so cold that it is nearly frozen solid.
I am so fucking cold man! We need to hurry up and get back home so I can start trying to thaw out my dicksicle and frozen ball surprise!
The act of shoving each one of your toes up a different mans ass at the same time.
Damn bro I just achieved 100% completion on the Singleton Surprise.
A female/male in a trench coat , but completely naked underneath!
Omg dude last night Jess gave me a trench coat surprise so freaking hot !!
The act of shoving your fist into a late pregnant lady and pulling the fetus out.
I really wanted Jim to be born on 4/20, so I gave him a surprise birthday.