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A guy who makes up for not having a personality by using the word “bruv” in a British accent, though they themselves are not British
Hell yeah that dudes insecure about himself, he’s a Bruv Guy.
An elderly cat with the flu enjoying it's last moments of life.
I saw a cute guy ricci walking down the street yesterday, i feel so bad...
A beautiful creature. Has brown wavy hair, dark memorizing eyes, and knows your name before you know his. You don’t know his name, only that he works in the deli. But that just makes him all the more dark and mysterious! “The deli guy” is often found in the metro deli, but sometimes works in grocery department if they are short staffed. He doesn’t talk much, but he doesn’t need to. His looks do all you talking if you know what I mean ;)
Keira: who is that hot guy from deli?
Emily:The deli guy...so mysterious...so hot
The girl with an endless list of guys. This girl doesn’t shut up about all the guys she talks to. She’s always flipping the rolodex to the next.
Kelly: So what’s the plan for tonight girl?
Emma: Let’s talk to the guys on my snap and chill with them ;)
Kelly: Ugh, you always have a rolodex of guys. You’re a whore.
The unexpected 4th participant in a planned 3 way.
Our 3 way accidentally turned into a 4 way when the pizza guy showed up at the door.
the best mincraft speedrunner, fuck off
glider guy doesnt know how to craft an iron chestplate
Someone who at every chance will slow the job down. By far the most hated person on any job. They can often be found wearing rock climbing gear, and a chin strap bicycle helmet skulking around the site. Will write you up and ruin your day if given the chance. Normally are divorced and hated by their children. Will cower and cry when confronted. In order to become a safety guy you must hate your life and every life decision you’ve made before accepting the position.
The safety guy keeps writing me up for useless nonsense.
The safety guy is an absolute asshole stay away from him
That dudes wife keeps cheating on him I bet he’s a safety guy