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When a nigga listens to too much fire Detroit music created by artists like RMC Mike, AK Bandamont, GRINDHARD E, Rio Da Yung OG, Krispylife Kidd etc…
The early stages of Detroit syndrome may include symptoms like mental decline, confusion while exposed to other musical genres, disorientation, inability to speak or understand language, making things up, mental confusion, or inability to recognize common phrases.
In the early stages it is usually curable by prescribing other music genres to the patient but by the late stages it is usually irreversible.
Late stage symptoms include: social isolation, disorganized behavior, aggression, agitation, compulsive behavior, excitability, hostility, repetitive movements, self-harm, lack of restraint, delirium, and hallucinations.
Person 1: “Bro Jeremy has been acting weird recently, I don’t know what’s going on with him”
Person 2: “Oh don’t worry he was suffering from early stage Detroit Syndrome but I’ve got him listening to cloud rap now so he should be fine by the end of the week”
Psychological Urination Emergency. When you mildly feel the urge to urinate for a while, but then when you are finally within sight of a bathroom, it suddenly becomes an emergency, especially upon returning home.
She has PUE Syndrome because she refused to use the portajohn at the festival.
Make it quick! I have PUE Syndrome!
Use the restroom now to avoid PUE Syndrome later.
A condition which causes you to feel like a shelled shrimp in the woods.
Did you hear Richard set his family on fire and then jumped off of a bridge? Sounds like he had a bad case of Thomas Syndrome.
Generally fishy people are born with this syndrome - which (fortunately) has no cure.
A person who has an abnormal addiction to fishes and even goes so far as to paint them on their nails
Are mainly located near harbours, the sea, rural fishy places and even in their aquariums.
You might tease them by calling them 'fish-face'
Random person: oh so you eat fish some times?
fishy person: ... hmm yeh at time (like a BAWS). There's even a fish on my fb-cover. I can't help it .. it's all the Mohonian Syndrome causing it.
random person: wow.. fish is beneficial. (mind blowing)
When a persons song choices are defined by how it will affect their scrobbles on Last.fm
Joe: Hey, have you listened to Drakes new album?
Billy: Yes. I listened to it 8 times in a row
Joe: Why?
Billy: My scrobbles on Drake this week were really low
Joe: I think you suffer from Scrobble Syndrome, Billy
the condition whereby one cannot stop a song (usually a cheesy song) running round your mind. in more extreme cases this can be accompanied by involuntarily singing the song out loud, damaging your street cred in the process
named after the barry manilow song of the same name
an early mention of this comes from wayne campbell, the mike myers character in wayne's world movie
i am a chronic sufferer of mandy syndrome, especially after my other half has been watching an episode of glee
When someone needs to know everything that is going on all the time.
me to him: I found it in the cabinet.
her to us: Found what in the cabinet?
me: don't worry about it (super tired. it's not important)
her: no tell me. I want to know!
me: ... you have facebook syndrome
me to her: hahahah yah so after that I-
him to us: haha, what are you guys talking about?
me: .... <- I say dots