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A sex move where a man takes his partner from behind and as he is about to come, pulls out, pushes his feet forward and flips his body back, catching his own cum in his mouth while shouting, "PROTEIN!"
Hey, have you heard of the Bear Grylls?
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an important tool finely crafted from hardwood as a last line of defense againt grizzley bear attacks. to create a bear stick go camping with a bestfriend and talk about bears until both of you are scared shitless for no good reason. then find a stick about the thickness of chuck norris' dick or 4" in diameter. continue to tell scary stories around a fire designed to keep bears and mountain lions away while taking turns to sharpen the end of the skinny side of the stick. a full beard and a lot of vodka is a crucial part of creating the perfect bear stick. if and when the bear stick is complete and you are attacked and have wasted all large knives and rocks by throwing them in a frenzy allow the bear to charge at you and at the last second when it lunges to eat your face securely slam the blunt end of the bear stick into the ground and aim the sharp end at the bears chest. the bear will fall on the stick and die and then the bear stick can then be used to cook the bear rotisserie style over the fire created earlier.
mike: hey man did you hear that noise?
dan: yeah man sharpen the bear stick faster.
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when you light a smoke in your tent while consuming excess amount of beer during camping.
nobody was going in the bears den after baker got in their.
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A general sigh or deep breath that is done for no other reason than it feels good.
"Woman: (sigh), Man: What's wrong?, Woman: Blue Bear."
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smokey bear secretly gets stoned instead of preventing wildfires
damn bro i just caught smokey bear hitting a bong in the redwoods while its on fire i thought he could only prevent them
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Wins it all then losses it all, find himself in trouble with a jock. Mainly lives at macdonalds but never gets fat. And the only person to turn down first cricket.
Bear the athlete, the gambler . The obscurer unit.
If you find yourself a Jack Bear give him your money , hell always double it.
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The trail of hair leading from the lower back to the ass crack.
I TOLD HER NOT TO GO DOWN THE BEAR TRAIL UNLESS SHE LIKES IT A LITTLE "GAMEY".
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