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Protein

An Item in the pokemon video game which ups attack.

My Piplup was a weak piece of shit till I crammed nine Proteins into it.

by Lord Damon October 10, 2009

119๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


protein

the main building blocks to give you big muscles
can be found in the fluid called (cum) that a girl normally swallows

person1: dude your girls hench man check out them thighs!
me: yeh she likes the protein if you know what i mean
person1: you must get alot of head
me: yeh 4 times a day
person1: lucky (cunt)

by steiger May 20, 2006

238๐Ÿ‘ 98๐Ÿ‘Ž


protein

Cum, skeet, man jam, jiz, honey dew...referring to the sexual secretions of the male or female human.

The closet vegan asked, "Where do you get your protein."

I replied, "I get more than enough protein from my favorite food.

by Ganga June 23, 2005

109๐Ÿ‘ 59๐Ÿ‘Ž


protein

Another colloqualism formed by middle-class Gs in Perthian suburbia, protein supposedly means provincial support, but is mostly used as a sort self put-up.

"You so fat, you look like Kirstie Alley!"
"Ay ay ay, don't put me down man, man I got protein!"

by Alex Quantashassle May 30, 2005

13๐Ÿ‘ 82๐Ÿ‘Ž


Protein Balloon

To ejaculate and hold the keeps in the foreskin, pinching the end to block seepage.

Barry thundered towards a massive orgasm and without missing a beat, Rick smartly grabbed the end of his foreskin, just as the tip of Barry's flesh chimney filled up like a protein balloon. Rick positioned his nostrils in line with Barry's shuddering trunk and released his grip...

by Herbert Schweffe November 16, 2017


Protein Dispersion

When a man ejaculates his semen.

My buddy is taking a 10 day cruise to the Islands where he plans to enjoy the sunny beaches, the beautiful ladies, and hopefully some "Protein Dispersion"!

by talk2me-JCH2 October 5, 2016

184๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


protein slurpy

when you dump your load into a girls mouth

o shes hooked on the protein slurpies, she cant get enough

by stu f. May 7, 2004