that sounds mexican

the quote of the day

i have a Ibanez guitar. That sounds mexican

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Mexican Sandwich

What Mr. Crockett says we will call Tacos, if we
force beaners to learn English before illegally
migrating to the United States.

I ordered one crunchy mexican sandwich from Taco
Bell, and one soft mexican sandwich. I mean Mexican
Sandwich Bell.

If I were going to move to France I would learn
French first. Why can't Mexicans do the same here?! It
cost the government budles to educate these people and
to translate court documents during trials etc. I'm
not saying they don't have a right to be here, just go
through the propper channels. When force everyone to
accept YOUR way of life in a country that isn't yours
it's wrong and it's taking advantage of the people who
have lived here all their lives.

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mexican fly

When a male, ages 13-33, sits in a tub with only the head of his dick petruding from the water proceeds to rip off the wings of a common housefly and then allows the fly to run around on " mushroom island". For ages 34+ its known as the Castaway, or Mr. Wilson.

I was using the bathroom at wes' house when i noticed the pile of fly wings next to the tub, i felt compelled to confront him on his addiction to the mexican fly.

Paulsen got caught by his wife in the middle of a mr. wilson. Water went everywhere.

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mexican cheese

its when a mexican jaks off and there 2 lazy to like go to the toilet so they just put it bak ion their pants and it crusts to make a thick white crust on their penis that looks like cheese

i have some mexican cheese in my pants.

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mexican beans

re-used beans from mexico are call frijoles refritos or refried beans..

Gringos always say no wineo to re-used mexican beans!!
What they don't know is we really don't re-use them..
Just cook them mash them & cook again..

Hay amigos put some mexican beans on top of sos shit & eat fresh. ( crazy norte americanos )

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mexican shower

also known as 'spanish bath'

a quick wash of face and under the arms and/or the groin and maybe the old talc powder in the greasy hair trick instead of a full bath or shower.

take 2 bottles in the shower? no i just spanish bath and fuck off

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Mexican Taco

Sexual intercourse and felatio with excremented genitalia.

Juan took a huge shit on Maria`s clitoris and pussyhole then plunged his cock into the steaming loaf forcing it into her pussyhole, after ejaculating on her clit he begins to munch on the Mexican Taco.

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