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Derived from weed smoking Harry Potter fans who made it through the pandemic with magical herbs
1. Anti-marijuana non magic users.
2. Those idiot Republicans who need weed more than anyone.
Facetious and Malarkey? Weed muggles won't use those words their whole lives!
A hair colour which could be described as a being somewhere between blonde and pale green, creating a disgusting weed colour. People who are weed blonde are often very untrustworthy or suspicious, and do not remember their own talents. Huh.
Ew, look at that guys hair, it's, like, weed blonde. I bet he's a jerk.
In the middle of the work week, on Wednesday, one resorts to recreational cannabis consumption to help themselves through the rest of the week (much like white wine Wednesdays).
I am now a dedicated follower of the weed Wednesdays movement especially after the beginning of the pandemic.
a weed knight (or green knight) is similar to a white knight, though instead of running to a woman's aid whenever she faces the slightest resistance, weed knights focus on defending the funny plant theyre addicted to. If at any point weed is said to not be some kind of miracle cure or god forbid someone says its addictive, the weed knights are sure to come to make sure the lead theyve based their entire personality on isnt scrutinized
John: "I think youve got a cannabis-addiction man"
Jack: "nah I can stop whenever I want, I just choose to do it every day! Besides, alcohol is way worse for you!"
John: "yeah we all know alcohol isnt any better, but at least im not an alcoholic! Stop being a weed knight and admit youre addicted"
Take ketanin and smoke weed, so that you're a k hole, but it's a weed hole, and you can't move for like an hour or so, then you wake up with the most badass munchies and devour all the food that was meant to last you the whole festival
Hey chocolate medal guy, do you wanna do k-weed?
Obviously dude, stupid question!
guy 1 - That babe with the purple towel reading a book just sparked a blunt
guy 2 - Ayy she's fire! I love weed-nerds, I'm boutta walk over and spit some game
guy 1 - Nah guy, I got dibs hahah
Funny weed man is the sexiest, funniest , weediest man alive. So sexy he wven gets confused for drake🤦😭❤️
“Woah is fhat drake?”
“Nah thats funny weed man”