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Not to be confused with a "Test Call" (which in telephony, is a telephone call made to diagnose a problem or prove/disprove a fault), a "Testy Call" is a call made begrudgingly to placate someone else speaking bollocks when they claim a line isn't working.
"Guys, the customer is claiming their lines are not working again, can you make some testy calls to prove they're talking bollocks"
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Call of Duty 5 is not call of duty world at war. This is a common mistake by people that have played call of duty 4: modern warfare. If you were a true cod (Callof Duty) fan you would know that there are much more then just 5 games and that after 4 the next wouldn't always be 5.
Call of Duty 5 is rumored to be Call of Duty 5: Modern Warfare 2. This information however was given from mtv . I highly doubt that Activision would give this information to mtv and not release this information to show like G4 but i could see why they would with the masses watching mtv they would get lots of hype for the game. For now we hardcore gamers must sit on our hands and wait and see what the next cod game will be.
-have you played call of duty 5 yet!
-No
-Why not! It's so fun.
-Mabey ill play it when it exists.
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What a guy says to a chick after or before they have sex.
After so she feels happy and will wait for his call
B4 so he can have sex
*After sex*
Grey:I'll call you
*Beth waits by phone all day*
*B4 sex*
Grey: If we have sex tonight i'll call you the next day
Beth:ok
*Next day no call*
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Mental state in which a person instantly and/or violently reacts to any sound or action similar to something experienced in CoD. Side effects include anxiety, rapid heartbeat, fast-paced breathing, and the desire to find a good hiding spot.
*Guy is waling down the hall with his buddy*
Guy 1: Meh, english class blows.
Guy 2: +1 on that.
*someone runs around the corner*
Guy 1: WTFOMGBBQPIZZA!!!! *jumps backward and pretends to ADS*
Guy 2: Bad case of Call of Duty Syndrome
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Possibly the most overrated game ever made.
This game features an effective illusion of having good graphics, while to someone who knows anything about video games will know that if you can see the pixels on a texture by simply walking up to it, the graphics suck. They cover this up in a similar way to gears of war, by putting a lot of effort into character models, and making shitty filters causing every part of a map to go one shade of the same colour.
Further more, kills can be achieved simply by look up and pressing the 'throw grenade' button. There is a huge amount of autoaim and 2 bullets can get you a kill with almost any weapon, including pistols.
Every multiplayer map or at least a part of every map is copied and pasted from the campaign along with the weapons, allowing the lazy devs to simply make the campaign, hit ctrl+c, ctrl+v, and call it a day.
Call of duty 4
Experienced Gamer: Wow this game is shit
CodFag: You just dont like it because you cant jump 40 feet high and fly banshees!!!
Experienced Gamer: No, I dont like it because the gameplay is shit and it plays itself, no matter how good I get I still die just as much as when I started playing, despite the fact I get four times the amount of kills.
CodFag: Thats becuase its really realistic!!!
Experienced Gamer: In real life you can't press a button and have the sights on your gun line up perfectly, you can't take a shot to the head with a desert eagle and be all better 5 seconds later, you dont just spring back to life after dying, you cant shoot someone at a 1/2 mile with a sniper in 2 seconds while strafing side-to-side.......30 minutes later....
CodFag: Ya well Halo has aliens n' stuff like how stupid is that?
Experienced Gamer: Not really that stupid, it takes place 500 years in the future so there's virtually nothing you can say is unrealistic about it.
CodFag: Ya well, in real life I'd be so much better at shooting than you.
Experienced Gamer: No, you wouldn't. You'd be sitting there spraying every bit of ammo you have the whole time thinking "WTF IM NOT HITTING ANYTHING!" Then you realize you have to actually line up your sights to shoot straight, by which time youve already thrown all your grenades into the air and ran out of ammo, achieving nothing.
CodFag: AT LEAST I DONT PLAY GAYLO!!! AHAHAHA!!!
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In the morning, or anytime of the day, when the victim is taking a shower you go into the bathroom and take a large smelly shit and then flush the toilet. By flushing the toilet, the water temperature changes causing the victim to run out of the shower and smell the stench filled air. Best done in the morning, hence wake up call.
6:30 AM
*flush*
Roy: Ahhh ahhhh cold cold, *cough* *cough* *gag* *gag* what the...damn it.....MIKEY!!!!!!!
Mikey: Hahahaha wake up call!!!!!!
Manager: Why are you late today Duncan?
Duncan: Sorry it's too obscene to mention
Manger: What?
Duncan: I stayed the night at my friend's house and he gave me a wake up call.
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