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we did a funny thing then get chased by cops and john left the fucking door open exposing our hideout to the cops
SHUT THE FUCKING DOOR JOHN THE COPS ARE HERE
OKAY
Generally referred to as,
T-ravsophacus-smokin bongasis, PS say gday to ya mate billy for me.
Definition- finishes work for the day, Locked up the shed and proceeds to pull the door handle for 5 minutes to ensure that it is locked.
Ring ring, ring ring
Employee- hello
DOOR PULLER- Jay, did you see if I locked the door to the shed
Employee- I didn’t work today
DOOR PULLER- fuck I forgot you were a school based apprentice.
Employee- by the way I can’t come into work tomorrow, I was havin a pull with a lit candle and as I went to blow it out I got candle wax in my eye.
(Hang up)
The wild beast then proceeds to enter his bathroom, locks the door and pulls it for 5 minutes to make sure it’s locked. The unimaginable specimen then proceeds to implement the demeaning act of fujimus to relieve the science fictional character from the itch of stress and paranoia.
NOTE IF YOU EVER ENCOUNTER THIS DEVIANT SPECIMEN PLEASE CONTACT YOUR LOCAL WILDLIFE CARER OR YOUR LOCAL ANIMAL CONTROL AGENCY, THE BEASTS ARE A DANGER TO THEMSELVES AND THE PEOPLE AROUND THEM.
What you hear when you leave a group. They smile in your face but stab you in the back when you walk off.
I'm gonna see if I can knock this bitch down.
Yeah, I'll look at ya later.
(Walks away but hears, 'he ain't getting shit.')
This is back door hate...the hate you barely hear when walking away.
the best entity to ever exist, if u think otherwise u r bad
person 1: I hate eyes doors
person 2: I planted 7 pipe bombs in your mailbox xoxo
Person 1: fucking dies
A way to protect company assets and property.
I bought an Anti-George door to protect the company break cleaner and freon.
When in an attempt to have a good time but keeping your occupation in mind
Rep 1 “Hey man wanna slang them doors”
Rep 2 “If by slang them doors you mean pop a hims with the boys and go hit bucks I’m down”
Rep 1 and 2 (in unison) “yesssir”
The door challenge is an instagram/tiktok challenge that consist of one person opening a door in the most bizarre and unusual way possible.
- My friend did the door challenge last challenge last week
- How did he do it ?
- He opened it with his butt