just like a human vegetable expect worse because they can still walk and talk
that guy is so stupid he must be a human pop tart
Rolling up a blunt then shoving it up your homeboys ass and hitting it from his mouth
Yo, I just copped an 1/8, we should roll up and do a human bluntipede.
Dumb asses that believe they come from seeds
Jeffery is a dumb ass for thinking hes a organic human
After Fur-Day, on December 21st is ‘Human-Day’, where all humans asked to do stuff by furries on Fur-Day get to retaliate by beating up the furries that told them to do the furry stuff.
John: “Hey you, Furry!”
Furry: “Did you enjoy Fur-Day?”
John: Fool! It’s Human-Day now!
(fighting noises)
When you only drink soda and eat asparagus for a few days, making your urine a stinky, syrupy consistency; then pee on your significant other.
I didn’t know I agreed to be his human waffle when I said ‘I do;’ good thing I’m into it.
In Roald Dahl's BFG, "Human bean" means "Human beings" as giant country's language.
BFG: I don't eat human beans, so giants call me a stupid runty guy.