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A deep fried chocolate pickle is when you proceed with anal sex without proper preparation. You pull out and there’s shit on your dick. Then proceed to cover your shit covered dick in icee hot and stick it back in.
Hey man, you ever tried the deep fried chocolate pickle?
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When someone tells you to put one's pickle back in the jar, they are telling you to stop jerking off or having sex.
Mom: Eric? What are you doing?
Eric (jerking off): I'm watching an interesting program!
Mom: Well then, put your pickle back in the jar and get out here! We have company.
Eric: Okay. (Walks out)
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"Pickle pollishing shit sniffer" Is a term used by pissed off truck drivers when traffic doesn't allow their entry to a highway
let me in you pickle pollishing shit sniffer
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Its were a very large penis or dildo gets inserted into a woman's vagina
Dude last night I had sex and before I gave her the D I said tickle tickle here comes the pickle!
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An expression of enlightenment and revelation concerning information that was previously unknown.
Sam and J rode down highway 81 to the honky tonk bar. A Wheeler Walker Jr. song played over the truck radio - Eatin Pussy, Kickin Ass.
Sam looked at J. Her eyes glistened with regret.
"J, we have a situation," Sam said.
"What happened?"
"I seem to have shit my pants, J"
"Well slap my knee and call me pickle, Sam," J muttered. "I'm turnin' this truck around baby."
When someone is at a restaurant with friends and the cook accidentally gets said friend's order wrong by putting pickles on his burger and the friends notice and tell the cashier that the lead friend asked for no pickles
Cashier: gets tim's order wrong
Tim: realizes his order's wrong
Friends: Excuse me, he asked for no pickles
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someone who belongs to a wealthy family of pickles and is awesome. He is also good at math
omg look at that dill pill bill bickle pickle pickleton bickleton hes so cool