Hard Skin - Older person well aged, hard life, well knowledgeable. Some who has earned credibility through hard, tough with lots of knowledge.
Hay dude, my ride busted and some hard skin pulled up and sorted us out!
"Yea, jenny, most limp dills look the same pretty much unless they still gots that secret skin left on em. That secret skin makes em look like an ant eater or an ardvark."
A man who loves going around sucking mad dick
John was a mahout skin poocher back in his younger years
Skin Canoeing is the act of stretching out either a scrotum sack or foreskin into a shape that can hold a liquid, ideally alcoholic, and then wonder around a party offering guests a sip.
Sarah was impressed how Barry had been skin canoeing for so long and been so attentive to all of his guests...
A sex act where one partner inflates the others foreskin like a balloon and then pinches the ends and forces the air out making a squeaky sound.
Dude, I totally got that chick to give me a lamb skin kazoo last night.
Where the penile regions accumulate dense,dark, bump like features resembling the bark of a tree
Girl:how was last night
Friend: giiiiiirl the sex hurt so bad because he had that tree skin dick goin on.
Girl: oh no.