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Band practise

The gathering of associates to smoke drugs.

What time you coming around for band practise? Don't forget ya triangle.

by faqxnoz August 4, 2024


Band Director

A god or goddess, who is worshipped by band students who love band.

Person A: hey have you seen the band director?
Person B: they're probably answering people's prayers, like the god they are.

by Shamelessimp February 4, 2021


Support local bands

A phrase whose origins may have actually been intended at one point to be helpful. However its use today seems to be restrictive and would make one avoid local music scenes. It is entirely possible though that some or many cities uphold a more welcoming aspect when uttering this phrase. Within Ottawa, "Support local music" means either pop punk, emo or "hardcore" music as other genres "aren't marketable." There is also an antagonistic approach even to friends of the band or band member where they are expected to pay over being guest listed even if said person has limited financial means. The support seems to center specifically on money rather than listening to the music itself. One is also expected to do this for any local show, even if the band's genre is not to your preference because it's about them, not you.

Emo band: Support local bands, fam!
Fan: Are there any shows like rock, heavy metal etc?
Emo band: Nah, that's not marketable. Come to our show. $15.

Band: Support local bands!
Fan: I'll come to the show because I'm interested in hearing you guys play. Could I possibly be put on a guest list this time? I don't have a lot to spend and need the money for necessities.
Band: That's not support so fuck off.

by OneWhoWrites September 30, 2018


Band it

Get to the point. Move on. Get over it. Wrap it up.

When someone is over explaining or going on a tangent, "band it" is a way to get them back on track with their story.

"Just get to the point, it's over, band it."
"I understand, band it and continue."
"Guys just band it I'm tired"

by TitaniaNena October 12, 2020


Barbie Boy Band

All barbie boy bands are terrible at singing. They are most likely a grade six group of friends and there is five of six of them. One of them is the leader that is very load and gets in trouble a lot. The most popular song they sing is the barbie theme song. Most of the time their teachers name will start with a L and their last name will start with a R. There is only one Barbie Boy Band in the world. It is Dylan, Cohen, Ryden, Isaiah, and Henry. THAT'S IT don't try to start your own.

I know a Barbie Boy Band in my class.

by :)Person<3 February 17, 2022


live band playing

boner, morning wood

"Dude, I must have been dreaming about that one girl 'cause I woke up with a live band playing."

by RCSSS July 21, 2008


Band of the big black horse

Getting screwed by a big black man playing the trumpet while you ride on a big black horse playing the drums. Usually happens in Amsterdam and while on a farm.

Friend: “Whatcha doin this weekend?”
Me: “ Going to Amsterdam and enjoying a night of the band of the big black horse.”

by Sahagian May 15, 2018