closet ghetto

a person who misleads others with their outside appearance of being very stylish and elegant, but leads a secret life of being ghetto.

Man, I thought Jessica Alba was classy, but after watching a special on her on E!, I realized that she is a closet ghetto.

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Ghetto beastly

Really really awesome, shibbilicous, beastly beastly, perty awesome, DANG THATS FRIGGIN COOL

Jacob: What is this?
Bobby: I dont know but it's GHETTO BEASTLY!

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ghetto bootie

hehehehehe i got a ghetto bootie and my boyfriend says it's hot and he likes to slap it

a big but

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ghetto booty

Guys love them, but women not. What's cool about having a big booty? Instead of using a size 5, using a 7? Having lots of retarded guys looking at your butt while they say silly compliments to call your attention? Plus, even if you don't live in a ghetto place, you are not black or a dark skin latina (but a pale latina instead, like me) and you have a big booty is even worse.

J Lo has a ghetto booty? NO, she's a very average looking niuyorican with an average butt 'cause in Puerto Rico about 90% of women have ghetto booties 'cause Puerto Rico is a huge ghetto.

Ghetto booties are a pain in the ass when is time to buy jeans. Where all the size sevens go?

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ghetto incredible

N, ADJ. Kinda like ghetto fabulous, but even worse than that.

"This man has a car that is not only three different shades of flat black and gray, but the driver side door don't open and it won't start movin' until the passenger gets out and gives it a push. That's not just ghetto fabulous, my friend. That's ghetto incredible!"

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ghetto tits

A very bad boob job. The kind where each breast was likely done at different times because the skank recipient didn't have enough money to pay for them both at once.

"OMG did you see Tara Reid? girl got some ghetto tits!"

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Ghetto Spread

When the Ghetto spreads.

James: why’s this area look so run down now?
Deshaun from the Hood: Ghetto spread.

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