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(Bonus points if you can tell me where this phrase originated in popular culture): doff me a hat and respect my authority or else...suffer the unpleasant consequences of not doing so.
mother: I am taking over as the Don Corleone of this house; enough is enough. David, you are such a rotten apple. now it's time for you to either kiss Don Corleone's ring, or die. Or you can shack up with your girlfriend and flap your own wings; the ball is in your half court.
David: Since I am too late to save my sinking Titanic, what are the consequences?
mother: you are going to save your sinking Titanic or you can try to flap your own wings.
what luke hemmings should put in his fuckin mouth.
I really love Luke's lip ring, he is so hot!
The Nicky Ring is when someone gets down on all fours and their partner goes to time on your arse also on all fours.
Hey babe, do you fancy a Nicky ring tonight?
an engagement ring that you borrow from a loved one with a promise to replace the ring with your own, eventually.
We travel so much that I had to use a intro ring to propose! I'm definitely gonna get her the one she wants tho.
The Ring isn't made by the dark lord Sauron, but is used for measuring your own nipple and areola size. Measure using your thumb and pointer finger and make their tips meet so you form a circle. Stuff your hand down your shirt and make the circle smaller or bigger depending on the size of the areola and then take your fingers back out to see the results. Foolproof!
The girl had her hand down her shirt, which made Jimmy worried. Then she withdrew the hand and he realized she was just using the Finger Ring.
A Bakers Cock Ring is when one (usually elderly men) raps a twist tie around their cock to pervert it from leaking.
I used to leak everywhere before I started using a Bakers cock ring
Slang for the female genitalia. More commonly known as vagina, minge, or pussy. Sometimes referred to as fanny. Oftentimes named vajayjay, Penis fly trap, goochie, Minky, or simply hole.
Fish ring is the less misogynistic term referring to ur girls gooch, and will drive every woman absolutely cray cray.
By Jove, that lassie over there has quite a fetching fish ring