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Definition Dating

When a young naive person falls into lust, they quickly head over to Urban Dictionary to write the equivalent of a love letter. Writing a pointless and inaccurate assessment of the name of the particular wench they are infatuated with, in the hormoment.

Steve: "Did you hear Ron blathering over Skylar? He showed me what he wrote about her on Urban...
He was all like: " she's the most beautiful girl in the world..." and " she is a free spirit.."

Aaron: "Wow, definition dating... what a douche."

by Phantom649 June 3, 2019


dating lag time

The time between dumping your last boy toy (or girl) and finding your new one.

see also shopping window.

Jenny's dating lag time was only three weeks before hooking up with her next regular.

by sick66 December 3, 2010


Halal dating

Halal dating isn’t really a thing because it leads into other sexual behavior which is not halal, it’s called zina and the prophet Muhammad warmed us not to get near to it before marriage, so yes and no at the same time

Person 1: can I date ur daughter the halal way by halal dating
Sheikh: I don’t know if I can trust you

Person 1: I won’t commit zina

Sheikh: halal dating almost always leads zina:)

by Huhwhadhabben September 20, 2020


mystery dating

when you are not in a relationship with a person, male or female...but he/she thinks you are.

are you guys mystery dating?"..."what?"..."are you dating her?"..."no"..."is she dating you?"..."ah, crap

by bosniaisforlovers May 13, 2011


kids dating

Kids dating means a kid is dating another at a young age

Look those kids dating

And they only look like there 11 and 10

by MyNameJeff22 November 18, 2017


Original Date

Phrase used to get attention of anyone about literally any video.

Person 1: Original Date??? attachment
Person 2: Why do you not know?

by rayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy October 27, 2024


Date and Dash

Dating someone and dashing out of it after a month or two abruptly.

This guy date and dashed his girlfriend and went for another girl straight after. What a man whore!

by TaytheGreat February 9, 2022