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The term is similar to the phrase "Killing Two Birds With One Stone" but instead of simply meaning accomplishment of multiple tasks with one action, it's the accomplishment of multiple IMPOSSIBLE or DIFFICULT tasks.
The phrase was commonly found used in Chuck Norris Jokes.
Bob: I was hungry today so I baked a large pizza. That way I was able to feed myself and my friends.
Joe: Talk about killing two birds with one stone.
Leroy: That's nothing. I started a campaign for pizza for the hungry and now I'm getting a free trip to Italy to expand my campaign AND I'm ending world hunger at the same time.
Joe: Now you're just killing two stones with one bird.
NO GET YOUR LIFE TOGETHER GOD >:c
Person 1- Can you kill me
Person 2- Yes
Person 3- NO >:c
When you don’t want to do something
Fuck sake i have Maths next, screaming crying killing myself
When you don't want to live anymore.
Fuck this shit, I quit, I want to kill myself. - Severely depressed people
To accomplish two tasks with only one effort.
To use only one action to complete two tasks.
The only true way to kill two birds with one stone literally is to have the following involved:
1)"Kill" two flightless birds with one very big stone. 2) Use one stone but recover it after each shot until two birds are "killed". 3)Wait until two birds are in close proximity and fire the stone from a bazooka. 4)Meteorite collision with Earth.
I have to go to Olvia's house, and you have to see your friend who is with her, let's kill two birds with one stone by both of us going
We can kill two birds with one stone if we go to walmart and get what you need as i get what i need.
You bastards!
In almost every South Park episode, Kenny dies.
A modern version of the popular saying "killing two birds with one stone." derived from the popular video game "angry birds."
I was killing two pigs with one bird by eating lunch and playing angry birds at the same time.