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Heavy metal porn

A type of music that is a mixture of heavy metal and porn music.

How do you like heavy metal porn?

by Deep blue 2012 October 22, 2009

19πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


Christian death metal

Forget gospel and Christian rock β€” death and black metal would have to be the most appropriate possible genres for a certain brand of Christianity.

Consider the story: a vengeful, jealous deity, bearing strong resemblance to many a bearded Viking god, has a half-human son (without the woman's permission) for the specific purpose of ultimately sacrificing him by means that are both excruciating and bloody.

Whereas the average human sacrifices result in something like better weather for the crops or victory in war, the ironic result of this one is that nearly all of us puny humans, too ignorant or naive to accept this Lovecraftian reality, are condemned to suffer torments inflicted by a band of fallen angels led by none other than Lucifer himself.

How fucking metal can you get? Does Buddhism even approach this?

Christian death metal lyrics in an uninformed imagination:
JESUS BLOOD BLOOD JESUS
BLOOD COMIN OUT HIS EYEBALLS
JESUS SUFFER SUFFER DIE

by Lenoxus May 4, 2009

84πŸ‘ 63πŸ‘Ž


heavy metal belt

a black leather belt with studs around the sides.. now know as an emo belt commonly worn my an emo fag.only a retarded trend such as emo could run such a cool belt into the ground and make it the belt of choice for a fag..

that gay little emo kid has a heavy metal belt, that fuckin pussy ass poser bitch...

by psychobmxβ„’ September 21, 2005

25πŸ‘ 15πŸ‘Ž


Sports Metal

A genre of music that has nothing to do with Creed, Disturbed, or music found on video games to hype up gamer.. Instead, sports metal is the fusion/collision of a love of a sport and the love of metal.

person 1- "last night I saw the band Millions Of Michael Jordans play a show and it fuckin surprised me"

person 2 - "oh yeah? I like the band name, what kind of music was it?"

person 1- "Millions of Michael Jordans calls it "Sports Metal", I think they invented it"

by Kurzy April 29, 2010

3πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


bastardization of death metal

The derogatory word for Deathcore, This implies that the genre sucks.

generic person - ZOMG!!11!1!!one!!!HEY LISTEN TO THIS DEATHCORE BAND you cant understand what they're saying but the breakdowns are awesome!!!

generic person 2 - what the hell this is a bastardization of death metal!!!

by death maker July 4, 2009

18πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž


reggae metal

This is a mixture of the Music genre: Reggae or Reggaeton and of Metal.

This is a Sub-genre of Nu metal.

An example of one of the most popular Reggae metal bands is System Of A Down.

by Slacky Smile October 24, 2007

4πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž


Folk Metal God

Skyler Hinkel He is only a Demi-God right now bout when he plays Keyboards for a Folk Metal band he will be a pure Folk Metal God.

Skyler Hinkel is the Folk Metal God

by ThePeopleFromTheForest July 18, 2010

6πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž