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A pink fluffy monster was in my face last night.
When you eat something, and hardly any of it gets in your mouth. Instead, it ends up on the floor.
Person 1: Jeebus! Timmy got his food all over the floor!
Person 2: That's cuz he was eating Cookie Monster Style.
"Joshie Monsters Mic" is the exact same thing as earrape. Unpleasing and stupid. Just get a new mic instead of ear-raping the boys in a fortnite tournament.
"Josh get a new mic" Said Jayden
"No" Josh says as he scissors ruby
Joshie Monsters Mic
A monsters that lives under endinburghs beds
The six pack monster came to us
Eating a girl out from the vagina whilst her being on her period and the day she has diarrhoea. She proceeds to poo during the eating out session and you go for her ass after she squirts from her vagina.
Dude 1 - Last night, me and my girl got frisky and I give her the welsh monster chomp
Dude 2 - No way dude! you caught her on a good day!
Noun- A man who, although lacking in facial beauty, has mastered all manners of pleasure for the sex whom he so desires as a sort of insurance. These men are the unicorns of the sexual world, because he would not be able to leave you or cheat if he tried, and no one will ever want to steal him, aside from his few sexual partners.
My new man took m to dinner, and afterwards, he treated me to some swamp monster dick.
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