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National kick your best friend day!!!! Talking to you Cathy Bathy......
November 5 was the day I hit my best friend”
November 8th is national grab an ass day, if you see an ass and consent was inferred, grab that shit.
Guy: Its November 8th!
Girl: Oh National Grab an ass day?
Guy: *raises eyebrows*
Girl: Fine.
Give your crush your sweatshirt no matter what they say
Guy: hey here’s my sweatshirt
Crush: ok but why
Guy : because it’s November 8th
national girls say yes day, no matter the question you just have to say yes!
dude: i like u wanna go out?
girl: yes!
november 8th
National give your closest guy friend head day. A special day of the year when it’s perfectly appropriate for you to give your best guy friend head and it not be weird OR be talked about ever again after the day unless it’s on the day.
“Hey guess what today is”
“November 28??”
“No silly! It’s National give your closest guy friend head day!”
(Applies to straight people if they’re straight, applies to gay people if they’re gay)
A November twig is somebody that doesn’t like Christmas music playing in November, and thinks it should only be played slightly before Christmas.
‘Don’t you agree it’s too early for Christmas songs?’
‘No!!! You November twig!’