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a fart, especially when done by a child
Who has pocket monsters?
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a goiter or cyst like growth that lays under the skin of the face and is filled with semen absorbed through the mouth from money shots from other dudes and kept for later
"Dude did you see Fabio's face, he's got a cum pocket thats filled to the brim."
"How do you know that."
"He was with JY last night yo."
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Euphemism used in reference to someone who is really, really, fat. Comes from the fact that fat people like cheeseburgers/hamburgers and might/would like to have one in their back pocket for eating at any time.
She used to be cute in highschool, but I heard she has a hamburger in her back pocket now.
The man with a hamburger in his back pocket ordered the buffet.
If you keep eating those chips, you're gonna end up with a hamburger in your back pocket!
A hamburger in the back pocket is the number one killer of Americans
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When you heat a hot pocket but do not wait 2 minutes before eating and the lava like cheese rushes into your mouth burning your throat and mouth for a week.Easily one of the most horrible burns in your life.
Jim- man i got a mad hot pocket burn
-bob-see i told you to wait 2 minutes
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I asked my sister if she wanted a hot pocket, so i farted in her vagina.
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Noun: The symptoms suffered after a day of excessive ingestion of Hot Pockets. Symptoms include, but are not restricted to: Stomach pain, softened stool, diarrhea, spontaneous stool discharge, constipation, bloating, headache, nausea and death.
"He died of a Hot Pocket Hangover"
"Bobbo was a good man, but he loved his Hot Pockets"
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If a nigga the told you to hold his pocket yo ass just got bitched. If I was you I wouldn’t take that but that’s just me tho. You should most definitely beat his ass
Hold my pocket bitch
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