smashing the wifey

When a man and wife get to doing the do! Out of control wild sex. Where the wifey is in awe.

"He bud, i just got done smashing the wifey. Thanks for the inspiration"!

beer smash

When one drinks after every death in Super Smash Bros.

Joe: Hey broski, wanna get drunk tonight?
Bob: Yeah, let's play some beer smash

Atomic Smash

An Atomic Smash is a sexual act where one participant recieves anal one hour after having Taco Bell.

"Hey Aspen, had you heard about how Charlotte gave me an Atomic Smash?"

Smashed my jam

When someone skips a song you love

What the fuck? You smashed my jam

Smash-mat

A snatch, no more no less.

Jenny has the tightest "smash-mat" you ever saw!!

sibling smashed

Similar to friend zoning but with the added insult of being "family" (love you like a brother/sister).

Him: You know, I really care about you.
Her: Oh, and you know I love you like a brother.
Friend: Ouch, sibling smashed. That's gotta hurt.

Whiskey Smash

You drink Whiskey.
You get drunk, Belligerent even.

You than scream Whiskey, Glare at all your friends and smash whatever is in your hand/closest.

Whiskey Smash!

- Glares at everyone -

- Smashes cup on floor -